Characters

Joyce Temple-Savage
"I did five years under Richard Branson"
Played by Sherrie Hewson

Mateo De Castellanos
"I give you sex on the beach"
Played by Jake Canuso

Les/Lesley Conroy
"Heh Heh Heh!"
Played by Tim Healy

Janey Yorke
"Sling yer 'ook!!"
Played by Crissy Rock

Mick Garvey
"As long as we're not overreacting"
Played by Steve Pemberton

Janice Garvey
"Now look what you've done"
Played by Siobhan Finneran

Madge Harvey
""Never say never566222!"
Played by Sheila Reid

Michael Garvey
"I love Benidorm"
Played by Ollie Stokes

Chantelle Garvey
"I look a right div!"
Played by Hannah Hobley

Donald Stewart
"My wife Jacqueline prefers the Sausage in Cider"
Played by Kenny Ireland

Jacqueline Stewart
"Ohhh yes!"
Played by Janine Duvitski

Mel Harvey
"I didn't open five sunbed shops in the Greater Manchester area overnight"
Played by Geoffrey Perkins

Troy Ganatra
"Hark at the swimsuit model!"
Played by Paul Bazely

Gavin Ramsbottom
"Its like we never left"
Played by Hugh Sachs

6Kenneth Du Beke

Played by Tony Maudsley

Liam Conroy

Played by Adam Gillen

Geoff 'The Oracle' Maltby
"She's not me PA. She's me Mam!"
Played by Jonny Vegas

Noreen Maltby
"For the love of Roy!"
Played by Elsie Kelly

Pauline Maltby
"A very small large vodka and orange"

Played by Selina Griffiths

Crystal Hennessey-Vass
"We are budget and proud!"
Played by Dame Joan Collins

Martin Weedon
"No. You're just short!"
Played by Nicholas Burns

Kate Weedon
"Don't say anything!"
Played by Abigail Cruttenden

Sam Wood

Played by Shelley Longworth

Nat Jones

Played by Kathryn Drysdale

Trudy

Played by Michelle Butterly

Clive Dyke
"Tonya!!!"
Played by Perry Benson

Tonya Dyke

Played by Hannah Waddingham

Tiger Dyke
"Today is gonna be a good day!"
Played by Danny Walters

Bianca Dyke

Played by Bel Powley

Joey Ellis
"Apparently, you are actually allowed to leave the hotel!"
Played by Nathan Byron

Billy Dawson

Played by Steve Edge

Sheron Dawson
"I'll kill 'im!"
Played by Julie Graham

Rob Dawson
"That's my Nana!"
Played by Josh Bolt

Eddie Dawson

Played by Bobby Knutt

Jodie Dawson

Played by Honor Kneafsey

Loretta Chase
"100% Grade A Chase!!"
Played by Kate Fitzgerald

Monty Staines
"Chips AND Rice!"
Played by John Challis

Sammy Valentino
"Who loves ya!"
Played by Shane Richie

Cyril Babcock
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Played by Matthew Kelly

Sir Henry
"Oh I don't think so!"
Played by Mike Fenton-Stevens

Terri Dyke

Played by Charlotte Eaton

Callum Byrne

Played by Elliott Jordan

Cyd

Played by Laila Zaidi

Brandy

Played by Sheridan Smith